Cat Lap Milk Review (nsfw)

I actually didn’t think that I’d be making a NSFW review for a figure, but this sculpt is so good that it’s a shame to not even talk about it at all.

Cat Lap Milk is a Native store exclusive. For those who don’t know Native, they’re the ones who make really NSFW figures along with Orchid Seed. So in order to get the figure, you’d need to order from their online shop or have a proxy service to get it for you. On with the review!

Cat Lap Milk is a figure that emanates ‘premium’ at this point. Box was made like that because it’s a web-order item and it simply looks better that way in my humble opinion. Both sides are identical and the only way to get the figure is on top.

Upon opening, I am greeted with a pair of melons immediately. I have to say I am digging the packaging so far, but I’m more more excited to talk about the figure at this point.

Before I forget, this beautiful figure was based on an original illustration made by Misaki Kurehito of the circle Cradle.

The figure comes with a glass floor (or a glass wall, whatever works for you ^^) which is secured with heavy pegs to prevent slip-ups.

Yep the shimapantsu is cast-offable, and there is an extra pair too in the box in case it gets too loose.

Also decided to take a shot of the top view and the bottom view of the figure since you can have it kneel perfectly and have the glass floor become a glass window. Whatever works for you guys ^^

Love the fact that her melons are pressed properly against the floor/wall. Even the nipple has been squished properly.

First thing’s first, the face of the figure (aside from the very pose itself) is probably the one of the biggest factors that made this figure erotic. The embarrassed look, complete with a blush and the tongue sticking out, totally lends to the atmosphere that the maid is more than ready to service her master. Absolute submission if you will.

The cat headband is a must for this figure, otherwise it won’t be cat lap now would it? XD

If i had one issue (a very minor one in the face of all the pros this figure has) it would probably be the clumpy look of the hair at the back and the clumsy way it falls down on her.

Totally loving the side melon tease here and the way her hands are trying to be delicate about her ‘work’. I have to say, that piece of clothing on her wrist (wrist cuffs?) really looks well made. It doesn’t seem to have any missed paint lines at all.

Same goes here ^^ Arm muscles have very nice curves all over as well.

Totally appreciate the seamlines on her maid outfit here, and the way her ribbon is falling down doesn’t look clunky at all. The tail is pretty noteworthy as well, because it makes our maid here look like she was playing with something just like how a cat sways it’s tail when it becomes interested.

There is a small ribbon at the end of the tail to add to the cuteness of the maid.

Best part about the tail is that there is no hole to put it in (lol), but rather it makes use of a magnet to attach both the tail and the tailbone of the figure.

The figure is meant to really be posed in multiple directions (standing, face up, or face down, even the flattened apron portion has all the ruffles that needed to be there.

Leggings and shoes had minimum detail save for the ribbon around the ankles.

Cat Lap Milk also comes with two cartons of milk (one opened, one closed) and puddles of mystery liquids for her to play with.

She has another set of melons that come in unsquished if you prefer your Cat Maid to be that way ^^

There is a panel in the glass stand wherein you can place her melons in if you still like posing her boobdown.

As seen here.

The unsquished melons allows you to pose our maid standing up without having to wonder why an invisible man is squishing her melons. Only problem here really is the hair has a “flat end”.

The skirt is cast-offable leaving you with just her shimapantsu.

Pantsu is a bit loose (despite looking like it was butt hugging her) because it’s cast-offable. Removing the pantsu is already a feat because you can scratch her legs with the sharp ends. T__T

And a picture of her unexposed posterior along with some naughty tidbits. Really impressed at how detailed the sculpt there was.

It helps that she has two sides to her face (closed eye and opened eye) which helps bring out more expressions from her depending on where you shoot. Which among them did you like the most?

So which one did you like? How bout the ones at the bottom? Check it out and see if there is one angle that you like.

One of the things I notice about these type of figures is that their expressions have to be very very pronounced more than anything and that you are allowed more than 2 or 3 angles of viewing. Aside from the obvious nudity and erotica which we all appreciate, I believe that these expressions cemented in figures is what makes them great as well.

For those who missed out, I’m pretty sure you can find second hand items of this figure through amiami, mandarake and the like. It’s a really good figure mind you. Would you guys want to see more of these type of figure reviews if ever? @_@